A love poem to the only thing getting us through finals.

Last semester a concerned man offered dating tips for SIPA guys. A SIPA woman would like a word.

Thank you, fellow Seeples, for trusting us with your most difficult problems. The Morningside Post is here to help with our best solutions.

"Consider this an act of solidarity with SIPA women and a desperate attempt to rescue whatever men in IAB still have a chance."